Total Medals Earned: 2,921 (From
686 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 43,535 Points
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Beat a BITSPACE Wave.
Beat a TOKEN level.
Locate the alien battery.
Complete the challenge for all panels (get two blinking lights).
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Reach 50m
Evade 100 Spike Blocks
Jump 100 times
Reach 100m
Evade 20 Death Loops
Evade 20 Flame Bullets
Jump 500 times
Evade 10 quakes
Jump 1000 times
Reach 300m
Evade 20 Crushers
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Reach 500m
Jump 2000 times
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Die for the first time
View the Leaderboards
Kill 25 bats
Die 10 times
Break 25 Floors
Use 25 Keys
Visit Spectral Apps
Turn 25 Levers
Break 50 Floors
Use 50 Keys
Kill 50 bats
Turn 50 Levers
Reach Floor 100
Climb a total of 500 floors
Reach Floor 200
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Kill Zomboss.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Finish Tutorial
Slay Jormundgand
Slay Fenrir
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Enter Credit in Campfire
Finish the game
Have both +5 Weapon and Armor
Collect 5 different rare items
Slay Doppelganger
Unlock all skill/Max all heroes level
Spent 500000 G in total
Collect all Yggdrasil Leaves
Finish Final Stage without any single accesory, without forged weapon or armor and without any single dead
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Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
It takes a lick'n...
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!